Mordacious

Wow. I post, what, once a month? … Laaame.

Anyways, I thought I’d update on my break and how it’s been. I’m depressed that it’s going to be over soon as I go back to classes on Tuesday. I’m taking five classes: general microbiology with lab, a human anatomy lab (yay, dead people!), intro to fiction writing (a filler, haha), animal physiology and an animal diversity lab. Whoo. There is going to be a lot of lab work this semester, but I particularly take interest in poking dead people, LOL. Not that I don’t respect the dead folk, but it’s what you get for donating your body to science. Me? I’ll let the doctors rip my organs out for transplant rather than let a bunch of idiot undergraduates poke at me while I smell of formaldehyde.

As for my break, it has been pretty decent. I’ve been working and playing games. I’ve also fixed up my car a lot (though I still haven’t cleaned it yet, heh). Man, I refilled the tires the other day, and the PSI was half of what it was supposed to be… I was asking for a disaster. I still desperately need a hair cut, but I’m going to be broke, broke, broke after I pay my 2,500 dollar tuition bill in the next week (I still need 500 dollars, crap!) and I need to make an appointment with my doctor… I’m two years overdue for a doctors appointment, WOW. I am so behind. Why didn’t I get all of this over with during my break??? Why?

On the bright side, I have been relaxing… I got a Assassin’s Creed II and Rock band for x-mas, so I’ve been playing those like a whore. I’m the drum player since Skhizein can’t hold a beat for shit! Skhizein gets the awesome guitar instead… We make a pretty decent band, haha!!! As in, we can both, finally, play on medium without fucking up! It’s fun, and now we need to buy a bass guitar so my mom can play with us too. We have a mic, but I do NOT want her to sing… she’s horrible. Not that I’m any better ( I know, I tried -cracks up-). Assassin’s Creed II is just a sexy game. I love it to pieces…

Hmm. I have been drawing a little bit, but not enough to be happy with myself. I’ll scan some pics later ( I always say that!) but for now I’ll post what I have on my laptop (which isn’t much).

First, I have two scans of charcoal drawings I worked on in my drawing class last semester. One’s a portrait of someone else in class:

I hate things about it, and there’s some things I’m actually happy with. Very unusual… but lookit, the EAR. It’s too small. Dammit. Why do I notice things when it’s too late??? Sonuva… oh well. Next, I have my final project. I wanted to yaoi it up, but I was too lazy! Instead I drew a character from a story/world I’ve made up with Skhizein. Here’s the pic with progress:

He doesn’t look as creepy as he’s supposed too… Check out this pre-sketch:

Something happened to his face… it became too long or something. Ah, oh well. I learned a lot anyways. This guy is called “The Scathing King” by his people thanks to his bitter, critical and dangerous tendencies. He murdered his father after the massive war that occurs in the story/world in order to take over the city-state, which is the second most powerful on the continent. He has two kids/twins that I’m pretty sure must be fucked up in this future, born from a guy (yeah, seriously, hahaha!!!) that was killed in the after-effects of the war. Me and Skhizein have pretty much agreed that we don’t want this character (Virhau) to actually end up this way and that we’d rather have him and his boyfriend/bitch/queen end up ruling the city-state together with their two fucked-up kids.

Man, as hilarious as their (Virhau and his “bitch” named Uonshi) circumstances are, I really like these guys. They both have pretty deep pasts and when they meet in the army as generals under the same Commander, they are perfect for each other in the worst ways. Uonshi’s a normally calm, drugged up, seemingly asexual guy that absolutely hates manipulating bastards and can’t wait until Virhau gets the fuck out from under their Commander. Virhau is the kind of guy that manipulates everyone around him to get what he wants. He’s cruel, seductive, rich and has a butt load of politicians under his thumb. He’s heterosexual, but shit goes wrong and he ends up fucking Uonshi “for the hell of it” because they both get on each other’s nerves and we all know what a great idea it is to vent sexually. Of course, that’s the beginning of their messed up relationship. Uonshi pretty much discovers that he’s not asexual and Virhau finds  out he has a whore at his doorstep (though Uonshi absolutely loathes the “pet name”). Their relationship usually goes through  predictable periods of hate, lust and affection (usually hate and lust, though in the final days of the war they begin to understand how well they fit with each other).

Now, in this world it is technically possible for men to get pregnant because things don’t work in quite the same way as ours. Things are less physical, and more spiritual thanks to the Gods alterations of the people. However, it doesn’t happen. The chances are so fucking rare that it just doesn’t happen. It’s vaguely like getting a woman pregnant through her butt XD (besides the other additional and numerous factors that also determine fertility on this world). Yeah, Skhizein and I have had way too much time to think about everything on this world, and to think it started by us deciding that we didn’t like babies! So lo and behold, the people on our world conceive children by connecting matter (the woman’s blood) to spiritual matter (complicated shit left over by dead people and Gods) and must go see a priest to have the child’s body made! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don’t care if it’s messed up! It ended up with Uonshi getting preggers!!! He’s fertile like a woman, as Virhau puts it, and that means he pretty much counts for one (making Virhau once again comfortable with his native sexuality). Beforehand, Virhau refused to tell Uonshi that he was an heir to a powerful city-state because he wouldn’t take the man with him. Getting pregnant pretty much sealed Uonshi’s fate as Virhau’s bitch, the poor bastard.

Dammit, I talk too much. Can’t I post little short things? Oh well, at least I update… Long story short: this is a “possible” future where Virhau becomes “The Scathing King” after Uonshi is killed in battle, thanks to Virhau not keeping an eye on his bitch.  I’m pretty sure one of his kids would’ve ended up killing Virhau eventually as well… me and Skhizein decided it was too lame and depressing and that it would be funner to have Uonshi tortured for his entire life, living under a greedy king/general that treats him like a woman. Don’t worry Uonshi, at least you’ve spread your pathetic genes, hahahaha!!!

Okay, so on to other things. I also made some more adoptables for Squiby. One’s an okami fan adoptable that looks like a Shiba Inu and the other is an adoptable made in memory of an F.I.V. cat that passed away in the cat rescue I volunteer at. The cat’s name was Geno and he was the coolest cat. He looked like a grumpy biker with his heavy brow and chunky cheeks, but he was super sweet and loving! His purr was so funny too, as it sounded like a squeaky truck engine…

Well, I’ll try to post again, and sooner this time…

Kris